Crazy Chinese Wedding Chants

It's enough to make you feel old. I just went to another one of my ol' friend's weddings last night, and there were married couples all over the place! It was pretty cool though. Gav married a white girl, so there was this funky Asian and Irish-Australian combo party set up. Probably the coolest part of the wedding was finding out that Gav's second cousing is Michelle Yeoh, and heaps of his cousins were Hong Kong babes. Yeah, so he's related to a bond girl! I've known the guy for 14 years, and only now does he introduce me to his hot rellies!
The venue was decked out on the upper reaches of the Swan River, right on the bank in his Aunty's backyard in Guildford. It wasn't all peachy at the beginning though, we all know Gav is the most anally controlling kinda guy when it comes to his music (Gav's a long established dj in the Perth scene), so when it came to me being his dj for the night, I was kinda worried. Everything was timed to the minute, and then the bride arrived a few minutes late, as usually happens at weddings! I was hella stressed for a little while there ..Anyway, all turned out fine, the bride looked fantastic and his Dad gave the most awesome wedding speech I have heard! He managed to tell a story about Gav stepping on frogs and urinating on them when he was 4 years old. Ah, it was great! Jessica landed the role of unofficial photographer, so it was a busy day, trying to match our drinking with responsibility.